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Jim Brown
02-27-2006, 08:27 PM
Police: Fake Penis Nuked In GetGo

POSTED: 12:13 pm EST February 24, 2006

McKEESPORT, Pa. -- Was it a severed penis or a prank?

That's the question police were asking on Thursday night when they were called to the GetGo on Fifth Avenue in McKeesport.

Police got a call about 5:30 p.m. that said a man walked into the GetGo bathroom, cut off his penis and then handed it to the cashier and asked for it to be heated up in the microwave.

The McKeesport Police Chief Joseph Pero told WTAE-TV in Pittsburgh that the penis was a prop.

Police said the fake penis was filled with urine.

The woman was going to take a work-related drug test, police said.

According to police, the woman had a male companion fill the fake penis with his urine, which she planned to pass off as hers.

The woman and the man went to the GetGo to have the fake penis heated in the microwave so that the urine would feel body temperature, police said.

The man handed the fake penis to the clerk wrapped in a napkin and asked for it to be heated, police said.

The clerk noticed a bad smell coming from the microwave, and then the man took the fake penis and ran out of the store, police said.

Vols8907
02-27-2006, 08:29 PM
wow thats just weird

heat444
02-28-2006, 03:11 PM
thats just creepy

Sneakypate
02-28-2006, 06:12 PM
umm..........yea know that is fucked up man

Gorilla Jihad
03-01-2006, 09:17 PM
i guess i was the only one who thought it was funny...:)